Ah the metro rides
There is no space! Can you please take the next metro??
Here I begin with a controversial topic that touches the heart of a middle class Delhi employee, that happening group of students, the elderly who shows courage to travel alone etc..etc..
Respected citizen, you would never be able to manage space if each one of you just aim to guard the door.
Please try to come closer to the door when your station is next.
You there, are you wondering why are you getting those looks? Probably you have forgotten your gender or age.
Don't you worry, signages around can be of great help.
Let's talk about the cute ones who take swachh Bharat abhiyan a little too personally. Your bums will have to pay a fine to complete the task. After all standing isn't that bad either. If you really need to sit, try and request for a seat.
Moment of enlightenment, Men too have BAGWATTI.. Trust me your shoulders would thank you more if you stow that bag correctly on the floor.
Bags hugging each other often get people aggressive..rest is history.
And last but not the least, our special entertainment volunteers, it's good to have your volume down. Privacy is much appreciated, you are doing no good to others with your gossips. Feel free to gain attention should you have an inspirational story.
Before I bid bye, just in case you have forgotten, all smartphones come with ear phones.
By the way, is the right to listen provided under our constitution?
Agla station... Hain.
Have a nice day!!
P.S:- The morning metro ride sets the day for millions. Be calm be human!!
Manisha Dawar